Which just leaves "you," doesn't it?
"You" the female. Throughout the stories, the writer never develops a female character. He can't see women, he can only see softcore porn -- or a very repressed man's idea of softcore porn.
The sunken chest Tarzan of suburbia that is Tom Hanks seems to think that he's all that while women so obviously aren't. It's patronizing, it's insulting.
Then there are all the troubles Tom has navigating his native language. The book is an assemblage of words but no one should mistake it for writing. There's no turn of a phrase, there's no reflection, no insight. There is only one plodding word on the page after another that never amounts to much of anything.
Somewhere near the middle of the book, one boring character asks another how they're doing? "Dandy" is the one word reply. You wait for it to build to something. You wait for it to have some sort of meaning or insight into a character or to develop a comic theme perhaps on "dandy" or one word replies.
It never happens. Nothing ever happens.
You're left to conclude that the word's there because Tom felt he'd already used "fine" or "good" one time too many and went to his Thesaurus looking for a similar word. He plugged it in without another thought -- just like every other word in the book.
"Iraq snapshot" (THE COMMON ILLS):
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Yes, US troops remain in Iraq. The Atlanta Falcons know that, shame so many Americans -- especially those on Twitter -- repeatedly ignore that reality.
Another reality, Moqtada al-Sadr isn't the brash, young fool the US government knew him as in 2006. The Shi'ite cleric and movement leader has more than just a massive following these days. Since returning to Iraq January 5, 2011, Moqtada al-Sadr has shown an ability not only to lead mass protests but also to out-game his opponents.
Moqtada has teamed with Hadi al-Amiri and this is a major move.
It's also not a move that he wanted or planned. In fact, a week ago, he was ready to go forward with another partnership.
Reports from Iraq say Moqtada al-Sadr has formed a 94-seat bloc with Iyad Allawi and Ammar Hakim and will attempt to name a government without PM Abadi or Hadi Ameri. But May 12 election has yet to be ratified, and some calling for a recount. Big mess.
But that was when the May 12th vote was accepted and the losers of the vote weren't trying to overturn it.
Now, the top vote getter, Moqtada, has teamed with Hadi al-Ameri whose bloc got the second most seats in Parliament.
First, this move brings Moqtada very close to the 163 seats in Parliament needed to form a government. By merging with Hadi al-Ameri, there is a combined 111 seats. 52 more seats are needed and that should not be too difficult to pick up.
Moqtada, from April and May of 2011, has political allies in leadership posts of many other blocs. This would include the KDP (Massoud Barzani) which won 25 seats. If he were to grab those, the PUK -- which has close links with the Iranian government -- would probably strongly 'suggest' that Jalal Talabani's PUK join with Moqtada as well. They have 18 seats so that would bring Moqtada even closer to the 163. (154 would be the total if both the KDP and PUK joined with Moqtada.) (And the KDP is close with Iran as well. But the PUK especially owes Iran after the backing and cover the Iranian government provided the Talabanis during the 18 months when Jalal Talabani was unable to speak or move but the Iranian government helped stifle efforts to call for Jalal to be removed from the office of president despite the fact that he could not carry his duties.)
Moqtada's other political allies include Shi'ite Ayad Allawi and Ammar al-Hakim. Only one need join him and he's reached the 163 mark.
The whole point of the recount calls, for the US government, was to stop Moqtada from becoming a king-maker. (Moqtada cannot become prime minister of Iraq himself. He did not run for Parliament. The prime minister has to be a member of Parliament.) They griped about Iranian control and other issues. (Violence was not one of the US government's issues but it never is, is it? Gripes about Moqtada's refusal to go along with the invasion of his country came chiefly from US veterans.)
So Brett McGurk and US Ambassador to Iraq Douglas Silliman worked very hard to rally support for various plans to wrest control from Moqtada. That this has been very hard work is evident by the fact that Brett's hairline has crept further back -- and this is a man who had no hair left to lose -- not from the top of his head.
Moqtada read the room and knew what had to be done, team with Hadi al-Ameri.
This has two major results.
The first result is that talk of recounts and revotes -- unconstitutional moves both (per Iraq's Constitution) -- is now even harder to sell. Had the US government been able to build an alliance with Hadi and Hayder al-Abadi, they might have been able to sell a recount or revote. They would have had one of the top two winners (Hadi) calling for the move so it wouldn't have just played like the sour grapes of the losers like Hayder. By teaming with Hadi, Moqtada has presented a united front and the US government better have a plan B because plan A just went up in flames.
The second result? Brett never was very smart, was he. He was good looking back when he had a full head of hair. But pretty is never enough. The plan Brett has been in charge of didn't just fail today.
Failure would be bad enough.
But this is worse.
Brett's efforts to secure Hayder al-Abadi a second term as prime minister resulted in the teaming of Moqtada and Hadi. The two had issues and would not have naturally come together. But now they have. And grasp this, because the State Dept's already mainlining Tums this morning, Brett's efforts have united the two largest groups calling for all US troops out of Iraq.
And that's the nicest interpretation.
Hadi's group has actually threatened US troops repeatedly in the last two years.
Barack Obama tried to make Brett the US ambassador to Iraq. It was a stupid move backed by Hillary because she surrounds herself with men who are cheaters (Brett cheated on his first wife while in Baghdad -- among the women he slept with was Gina Chon -- hopefully, Gina, having left her husband to marry Brett, is now aware that she wasn't the only woman Brett was sleeping with in Baghdad). Thank Democratic senators for blocking Brett's nomination -- especially two women.
Brett's a disaster. Ayad Allawi may be one of the few Iraqi leaders willing to go public and on the record about Brett but Brett's not respected by anyone. Even the Kurds make fun of him.
And for good reason, clearly.
Plan A failed. That was always going to be a possibility. So why didn't anyone see what could happen if it failed?
It's united the two strongest opponents of the US government. This is a spectacular failure and a working Congress would be interested in how this was mapped out.
In other news, Sara Idan was Miss Iraq last year. While competing, she and Adar Gandelsman (Miss Israel) attempted to demonstrate that people can get along and be friends even when governments can't. This resulted in a series of selfies. For Sara, it resulted in death threats and having to leave Iraq. She and Adar have reunited in a series of photos.
Last year, Miss Iraq, Sara Idan, was heavily criticized for posting a photo with Miss Israel at the Miss Universe competition. Now, she tours Israel for the first time! Welcome to Israel Miss #Iraq!
Visiting Jerusalem, Miss Iraq embraced by Israelis, praised for bravery timesofisrael.com/visiting-jerus…
Miss Iraq and Miss Israel reunited after selfie controversy
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